August 9th: Our BIGGEST Issue Ever

They said it couldn't be done, and we laughed in their faces so you can laugh in ours.

October 30th Birthday Alert! Happy Birthday to Raine (35), Servus, Smot, Sturma (54) and Thorzan (55)!

Contest
Cocktail Craze
Written by VelvetLies  (2161 views)

A new contest encourages adventurers to mix it up. Get ready for the brew-HAHAHA.

 
Consumer Reports
Pondara Wish: Advanced Review
Written by Asereht  (2226 views)

A new wish is rumored to be advancing upon Aardwolf.

 
High Performance Style Guide
Written by Asereht  (2170 views)

Visiting style guru Pompon von Puffball reports the most popular trends.

 
Sports
Deity Genocide
Written by Wrilley  (3554 views)

The most anticipated war in the history of the mud.

God on God bloodshed.
Which deity will prevail?
 
Op Ed
Wrilley Rant
Written by Wrilley  (4456 views)

The state of things as told by me.

 
Health and Wellness
New study finds dental hygiene at an all-time low
Written by Mandorallen  (2210 views)

A new study could explain why so many mobs are missing their teeth.

 
GYHoA-IV: HOARDING
Written by VelvetLies  (2458 views)

It is estimated that hundreds of players across Aardwolf are affected by Hoarding. Could you be one of them? Local business owners believe they can help players take the first step to overcoming their compulsive retention habits.

 
Entertainment
Gaardian Celebrates
Written by VelvetLies  (2185 views)

We scoured our calendars and "credible" internet sources to find the right holiday for this issue's release. Here's what we found...

 
The Wolf Whistle
Written by TyTabor  (2021 views)

Death Messages, Newbie Questions, Failed Raids. Not only can you NOT ignore them, you want to look and enjoy the misfortune of others. Look inside for more train wrecks.

 
Current Events
Mayor McCheese To Run For Mayor of Aylor
Written by Escobar  (2064 views)

In a stunning turn of events in McDonaldland, Mayor McCheese has turned in his letter of resignation, ending decades of stability in the bountiful town.

 
Current Events (con't)
We've updated our website!
Written by Mandorallen  (2281 views)

We've cranked on the Wayback Machine and revived our past issues.

 
InfoWire
Written by VelvetLies  (2112 views)

Our source at the Department of Official Records and Notices can't comment further on the following happenings.

 
News
Spotlight
Written by Wrilley  (2060 views)

New areas popping up all over. Good for leveling, bad for the environment?

 
Crash caused by ferocious farmers! (maybe)
Written by Nehtor  (2557 views)

Nefarious elements of the underground gold earning establisment crashed Andolor intentionally!

 
Division System for Clans
Written by Wrilley  (2240 views)

Sneak peek at the upcoming clan league system. Will your clan be promoted or relegated?

 
Spyinfo
Lasher's Secret Plan Revealed!
Written by The Operative  (2646 views)

The future of Aardwolf is now. Do YOU know where we're headed?

 
 
Top Ten
Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Aardwolf
Written by TyTabor  (2361 views)

Have you been playing long enough to recognize some of these in yourself?

 

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