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December 7th: Anniversary Issue!

Celebrating Gaardian's 5 years of the same three jokes, over and over.

March 13th Birthday Alert: There are no Aardwolf birthdays happening today.

 
Festive Cheer
The Dirty Dozen
Written by VelvetLies  (1726 views)

 On the first day of the 12th year, Aardwolf gave to me...

 
Your Mom
The Trynamic Trio
Written by Fiendish  (1652 views)

Yeah, -----es, I'm back up in this one horse coffee shack with a penchant for prose, and this espresso bar is compatible with my orbiting brain lasers...

 
You're boring and I hate you.
Written by Fiendish  (1735 views)

Look, here's the deal, the god's honest truth, the peppercorn in your Sunday bologna. And there's no point in sugarcoating this, because you'd just eat that too...

 
Sports
NASCAARD!! News
Written by Rezit  (1605 views)

The 2008 NASCAARD season has come to a close, and it came down to the wire for Rau to be named the 2008 NASCAARD Champion!

 

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