As the reputation of the Aardwolf Zoological Park spreads further, people venture from distant areas of Andolor to see it. This included a group of beer goblins who in a drunken stupor had bet on who could see the most animals in 2 minutes.

Participating beer goblin - "Yarr, the trip always feels so long, so we brought supplies. But not much! Nono, of course not excessive amounts, we only brought around 40 litres of lager, we were 5 goblins after all."

When they arrived at the Zoo it is reported that only 0.5 litres was left, these 0.5 litres was gulped down by the unfortunate goblin Dr. Unkbyb Eer who had already been wobbling quite badly.

Another participating beer goblin – "Poor Unkbyb, he should have eaten more than just those damned nachos. One of the singing deer at home perhaps."

When Dr. Unkbyb Eer reached the werewolf pen after 1 minute and 58 seconds, he decided that he might as well look closer at the werewolves since the time was almost gone. His friends say that Dr. Unkbyb Eer had always been fascinated by the creatures and never believed that they were anything else than fluffy. So when he stood at the pen he decided to finally check if he was right.

As Dr. Unkbyb Eer stood next to one of the werewolfs, petting it, he is reported to have said – "Look, perfectly harmless, very fluffy and cute!"

Unfortunately it only remained cute while it was asleep. But medical expert nurse Flo said that Dr. Unkbyb Eer probably didn't feel any pain because of the high alcohol level in his blood.

In a statement handed to me from Missy the secretary of the administrator it is stated that no one needs to worry, despite a few bite marks on the werewolf's right thigh it should be quite alright. And also that no one will be sued despite the blatant drunken attack on their werewolf.