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November 18th: A Taste of Fall

Harvest a little extra humor and happiness for your cornucopia.

August 20th Birthday Alert! Happy Birthday to Elshar (40), Liifer (33), Sabertooth, Sheol and Unforgiven (39)!

Research & Development
The Aardwolf Smarticle
Written by Willmek  (1353 views)

Playing Aardwolf has finally been guaranteed to increase you real life intelligence!

 
Mensa And Aardwolf
Written by Demaciado  (1294 views)

Can Aardwolf make you smarter? Exclusive here!

 
News
Santa Claus "Dreading Next Month"
Written by Wolfe  (1352 views)

In a candid interview given at a secret location this week, Santa Claus admitted he wasn't looking forward to the coming holidays.

 
News (con't)
Striking Miners Aspire to Elicit Worldwide Gold Shortage
Written by Willmek  (1381 views)

Will picketing mine workers force Aardwolfians to exchange their gold coins for a new form of currency?

 
Aardwolfian Mind-Computer Interface System Now Available
Written by Willmek  (1588 views)

Have you ever wanted Aardwolf to be more than just words drifting down a screen?  A newly released brain implant makes this desire a reality!

 
 
Current Events
New department store to open in downtown Aylor
Written by Mandorallen  (1548 views)

A massive department store will be opening next month in the Grand City of Aylor and will feature brand-name apparel, accessories and footwear for all races and classes.

 
Toilets 'R' Us
Written by Willmek  (1397 views)

Have you ever been perplexed at how your character is always eating and drinking and then ending up with very little to show for it?  It looks like this wee discrepancy has finally been rectified!

 
Science Report
Stoners Stoked to Smoke a Toke
Written by Morrolan  (1371 views)

Have you ever found yourself out of stock and thought, man, this is harshing my mellow?

 
Aard Life
lolAard
Written by Kittenbane  (1393 views)

 

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